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Canada’s only woman M.P. was kissed by one of the male members—which probably explains why there is only one woman M.P. —Brockville Recorder and Times. # :J: H: i]: Hi I’ve powdered my nose, All ready to breeze. You guessed it! the boss: “Take a letter, please.” —Betty Isler, New York. Ss * ' * * While digging in the sand near Yarmouth, a small boy found a wallet containing five pounds—which reminded him, just in time, to unearth his father. —Punch, London. « $ 9 « « As they stood in the fish queue the two housewives waxed confidential. . “No, I ain’t exactly a widow,” said one presently. “It’s like this, dearie. Two years ago I sent my husband out for a loaf of bread and he ain’t never been back since. Got me fair worried, it has. What would you do?” “Well,” said the other, thinking hard, “if I was you, I wouldn't wait no longer. I’d slip out for another loaf.” —Maclean’s, Canada. —The Seeker
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Greymouth Evening Star, 12 November 1949, Page 4
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