Shopkeeper (who has just sold an attache ease to a Scotsman): Shall I wrap it up for yon, sir? Scotsman: No, but you can put the paper and string inside, John: llc’w is the new radio? James: Il's a howling success. Shopper: Can I stick this wallpaper on myself? Salesman: Yes, sir; but it would really look better on the wall. Rinks: Who invented work? Jinks: Don’t you bother. You’ll never infringe his patent.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 2 November 1939, Page 5
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