Judge: How did you manage to crack that safe when it was guaranteed burglar-proof? Prisoner (with dignity): Sorry, your Worship, but the fee is two quid for the full course of eight lessons. Pupil: What is the date, please? Teacher: Never mind the date. The examination is more important. Pupil: Well, sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper. Wife: I’ve just received a letter from mother. She says she's feeling very seedy. Husband: Um, I suppose that means she’s going to plant herself on us.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 23 August 1939, Page 9
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