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Greymouth Evening Star, 21 April 1938, Page 11

Lady: So you are on a submarine? Tell me, what do you do? Sailor: Oh, I run forward and hold her nose when we’re going to dive. Teacher: What does it mean when it says, “The sins of the fathers are visited on the children?” Pupil: Dad does my homework and I get the licking. The first deaf motorist was drawn up by the side of the road when the second deaf driver passecT him and stopped. The second called out to the

first, “Have you run out of petrol?” “No,” shouted the other, “I’ve run • out of petrol.” i “Ob,” yelled the second, as he drove on again, “I thought you might have run out of petrol!”