“I want to return this book I bought yesterday, ‘Stories for All Occasions.’ ” announced the irate customer. “What’s wrong with it?” inquired the assistant. “Why, it’s a fake! It’s incomplete! There’s nothing there for a man to tell his wife when he gets home at two o’clock in the morning.” May: “Good heavens, you are getting plainer and plainer every day.” Mabel: “Well, that’s something you can’t do.”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 15 July 1933, Page 8
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