“ Zoup. sir? ” “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” said the diner. Well, you know is? Well, zoup is looser.” . Solicitor: “What did you go and tell Mrs Figgins her husband was dead for, when he’s only gone bankrupt? ” Assistant: “Well, I happen to know her, and I was only breaking it gently.” “How many students are there at your college?” “Oh, about one in ten.”
Mike: “Get up. Pat, the ship’s on fire.” Pat (dreamily): “That’s all right, Mike; it’s on water, too.”
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Evening Star, Issue 23147, 22 December 1938, Page 8
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