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Rider and Driver met again after years. “ How bald you have become, Rider.” “ I have at least twice OS much hair as you. Diver.” “Impossible. Let us count.” He (during quarrel): “Now I know why you woman are called birds.” She: “Oh, why is that?” He: “ Because you are always chirping.” She: “ That’s on account of the worms wo nick ut>.”.

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Evening Star, Issue 22953, 10 May 1938, Page 12

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Untitled Evening Star, Issue 22953, 10 May 1938, Page 12

Untitled Evening Star, Issue 22953, 10 May 1938, Page 12