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Evening Star, Issue 20253, 14 August 1929, Page 9

Scientist: “Some of tlie grandest inventions of the age have been the result of accidental discoveries.” Fair Lady; “I can really believe it. Why, I made an important discovery myself, and it was the purest accident, too.” Scientist: "T should much like to hear of.it.” Fair Lady: “Why. I found that by keeping a bottle of ink handy, a fountain pen can be used just the same, as any other without the bother and mess of filling it.” The elderly stockbroker was ill, and called in the doctor. After his examination the medical man said, “How old are you?” " Seventy five." "Well, my dear sir, just go slow and you’ll go up to par yeti”-