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£2,000 AT A GULP

A meal, the cost of which, like that of Cleopatra's draught of dissolved pcarls, war, out of all proportion to any nourishment it could possibly afford, was swallowed by Gertrude Neumann, a parlormaid at Berlin. Gertrude went to the country for a fortni'dit's convalescence, and on her return to Berlin thought (hat she would prefer to lead a life of leisure. She accordingly bought £2,000 worth of diamonds fit, as she put it, to lure on Berlin’s wav profiteers. She paid tho first instalment from her scanty wages, and when tho collector came later to claim further instnlmcnts sha hid the jewels in ;i. vase. Tho collector found the vase, and just as he was about, to confiscate (he jewel:. Gertrude popped them into hoc mouth and swallowed them in one comprehensive gulp. The matter was finally settled amicably by the collector persuading Gertrude to visit a chemist, and’ disgorge her booty with the help of a. strong emetic.

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Evening Star, Issue 17792, 14 October 1921, Page 5

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£2,000 AT A GULP Evening Star, Issue 17792, 14 October 1921, Page 5

£2,000 AT A GULP Evening Star, Issue 17792, 14 October 1921, Page 5