The Advocate: " Where did the defecda*rt Ides you, mademoiselle?" Pretty Plaintiff: ' "On the lips, sir." "No, no, you don't understand. I mean where were you when ho kissed you?" Pretty Plaintiff (blushing): "In his arms, sir," Small boy—-Bttle pool, Oh, school. Felt wet—had coid, Home get—mother scold. Boy sick—nearly dead, Core quick, doctor said, T>on't wait, bat secure jWoods'_ Great JE?eimejnunt>CHrra<^-£Mvt4
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Evening Star, Issue 12872, 23 July 1906, Page 1
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61Page 1 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 12872, 23 July 1906, Page 1
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