SMILE AWHILE

Evening Post, Volume CXVIII, Issue 60, 8 September 1934, Page 20

SMILE AWHILE

Dinner was serred late and so the mistress | reproved the new maid. "You say In* food was ready In time," said the mistress. "Well.-here'* the dinner* icons;, why don't T<ni sourrfl It?"' I "But you said this"' morning' tint was tit - breakfast-jone, mum." i • • • "I hear you can swim,", said Uncle to bit youm nephew. "Yes, Unci*," replied • Peter. ' - k "Good! And where did you learn?" '.'ln the water. Uncle," replied- the boy I»« noccntly. "PENNY HA'PENNY" (II). Hataital. • • • I Auntie (to her little niece*: They tell n» you had toothache -yesterday. Hat > tie toet* stopped aching :'yet f ... , ' Little niece: Don't Snow, Auntie. Auntie: Don't know! Surely you do! ' Little Niece: No, I don't; the dentist has) - got it c now. AWKWARD.! Mistress: What an awful time you are flllinf that pepper bdx? - ; Servant: Yes, mujn, It's such a. horrible job getting the pepper through the little holes at the top. Smith: Do the people next door borrow* Much from you. Jones: Borrow I Why, I feel more at hem* in their bouse than I do In my own. Diner (with underdone steak): I stld well done, waiter, well done. Waiter: Oh,, thank you, sir. It's so leldoat we, set a word of praise In this place. BIRD PUZZLE SOLUUTION. Down: 1 tit; 2 In;'s owl; & age; TIWE.j 9 kea,: 10 pr; 11 an. Aeross: 2 Ibis; 1 not; 6 awn, 8 eagle; 1Q pea: 12 crane.