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Evening Post, Volume CXV, Issue 94, 22 April 1933, Page 17

ALL LOST. __»______.___ __»__■»__-» "Yes, it's all over," the young man com- ||LkTl __U plained dismally to his sister. -'I've loved Kr _^ ■ ■_ __L ___■ J and lost." ", «m»e*__F ■ fcafc %•»•_•* . "Why, lias she sent you your ring back?" ____■■ __|* ■ ___T____: "No, that's what I mean. Blie didn't _r\lltl_lkT lV I'^ return it." ( .. • . 'l^.l I I *k9 GETTING HIS MONEYS WORTH. ' Cfll6sed bY A postmaster noticed a grim-faced $ ■> \ L .) * Scotsman tugging energetically at the - _____ni_n_ CTVftM Al*U stamp-machine outside tlie post office.- /%\_.l I.P I^_r|tl A%^_»lß "'Anything wrong?" he asked the per"But that's to your advantage." said the fcrmenang unrest canbe qneUed and the puzzled postmaster. peace^ stomach conditions restored by "Yes; but look ye here," said the Scot. tekingfehttle'Bjsurated'Magnesia after "I've now gone and put another penny the last meal or before rearing, whether in, ye ken, .and naething come oot. The indigestion is so severe as to be painful thing's a swindle." , or jus: enough to cause restlessness, 'Bisurated.' Magnesia, by neutralising A SIGNAL FAILURE. excess stomach acid, preventingfermenSecond (encouragingly)-"Stick it tation and soothing the irrittted stomach Nobby! Keep at 'im an' you'll come lining, gives quick relief and induces through wiv flags flyin'." refreshing sleep., All chemists sell Boxer (who has had enough)—"Yus! At 'Bisurated Magnesia in powder or 'alf-raast." . handy tablet form, and there is nothing better to relieve indigestion ■ whether THE TWO KINDS. it disturbs sleep at night ot causes Mrs. Brown: I've just heard from' Mrs. discomfort. during the day. ' . Smith that her daughter has married a , man of means. / m^*M m A*%*^. ■' Mrs. Jones;< Yes, and she's quite correct **./% fl^______. I ____P «■ ■ _P ___•___! from what I hear. If ever there was a KISUIviI I* Ilk man who means to do this, that, and the mWW**' -^^ _ ' .■•.^|J other, and never docs a thing, he's the MAfiNFCIA ' m«r, -.- jretcribed For INDIGESTION. DYSPEPSIA THE REAL OWNERS. GASTRITIS. FLATULENCE. The housewife was superintending the HEARTBURN and ACIDITY. Ousting of her husband S library. __■■■■_■■_■■____■■________-________________________________. "Careful, Jane," she said to the maid. "Mind how you handle the books. Some of them go back to George the First, you ' know." Jane, >who was in the act of dusting a _________________________________aja_________________________ novel, smiled knowingly. _______________PlQ_____________^____^________________l "Yes, ma'am," she replied, "and I see __________^^^\^|_j_______ W__s2?^H one or two of 'em ought to go back to (Z^HT N^Baf-^g_ai_»Mfyih^B the lending library as well." jHm^\ Yxj__________M_?H_Lu I MORE SUBSTANCE NEEDED. yhi\ 7^ "* TVL___J^^_j| "How're you getting on with Jack?" '/A \ I |Si^ i^Mfr^B asked the girl's mother. "What are his y,\> I I,®1) ___«vfcN__^%__T , 'Tie told me he could live on my kisses ' I 2S7*-f. I '^/>'_B3!__s_M "Are you going to let him?", asked ' ___(;N • (""^l^/^^B "Not until I find out what I'm going IbinT v*__F / mO^* to live on," replied the girl. IT ° £ ■ The busy man had been interrupted <^»»^B* c' , . •? several times, and the last intruder made him lose his temper. « « "II •■ "Can't you read?" lie snapped. "The 'H A I*} I Alii m*Y I sign on the door says'Private'.': . .. fc fcV* W LV» I**/ U, |«# I "I know, and I'm glad it's there," re- , • ■ plied the young traveller. '/If there's or „ | eas , M G Mmptei to How up , anything I hate it's being interrupted . , , . , when I'm talking to a valuable customer." "« gasworks, or what was beiter knowo in those days at the House of Parliament. ■ A GEM OF AN IDEA. Unluckily, or wu it luckily, he wat "Jim," said the puzzled young bank prevented in time. ' clerk to his friend, "what's a good thing VS4 S£ : iSFwsns: a<«< ««• *«* <*« -** « *«■ His, companion shook his head. vented in time. Take your teeth for "Couldn't afford it," he replied. "How instance, you seldom see a dentitt in "wtL back Jim. "She's a Y°U wail M they "*" '** '*» telephone operator." it» usually loo' late. ' EXPERIENCED. • Resolve now to tee a dentist regularly Counsel (at the end of a long cross- —at least once" every-three or ,foiir' examination): I hope, madam, I have not montlls . ft; ' 45:59j , o . day and make troubled you with all the questions? . .■"' .. „_, '• ~ _ "Not at all," replied the lady politely. 8n appointment with The Careful Den"l have a son aged six at home." tist." Examination and advice. gratis. ' All work guaranteed. SHE UNDERSTOOD. • Mistress (explaining routine to new mm* <m f» _ »lt _ cook): Now, my husband always goes \JU, f, dOItUXICFVIIIC to his club on Wednesday evenings. , r ,_ flll „._«.;'.. Cook: I understand, ma'am, so he won't . Tli. Cartfnl Dentut. want no breakfast on Thursdays. . MOLESWORTH ST, (ov«r Barraud's Chimirt) ■ ■ ■ Houri: • a.m. to 6 p.m.. Sat. S cm. to 1 p.m. ' HELPING OUT.' ' ■ Box office map: The best seat I can ■ . -' give you is one in the fou-th row. , " ,~ Patron: No, I must have one in the first row. . Bor office'man:' All ■ right,. go get a ; ; 7T7" : fiddle, and I'll put you in the orchestra. . ~ / £T" =\j ' not so easy. . Straight Back sJ^Lj' A- certain doctor charged 7« 6d for the : ~//^iA y r^y' first visit and 5s for subsequent ones. • A Teeth V^ \ new patient thought he would save 2s 6d, uw>" "** l^fc" .A ■0 he said when going into the consulting- _■ _. , /A V room. _ "Good morning, doctor; here I PINTI PleSn (\\v_aui again!" , ' , , . \ \3*^ , The doctor looked at him, and said: •' p\_ __" " D ~m_ L 7 tLI I "Oh, yes; you are going on .all right. UenSCPOnC ' "x\ A 1 Take the'same treatment as before." . —————— , All* Straight Limbs ' \A JiJ NO ENTHUSIASM. . S. I \ 1 M!i "I think this scenery is just too heaiiti- ' 0_ \ Lp 11 fill!" ' " ! -_ <J "Urn, I don't know. Take away the A BABY reared en a fdod that mountains and the lake, «nd it's just like - ** has not sufficient vitamin D Is anywherj else." very likely to be feeble, fretful, to h»ve soft bones, flabby flesh—to ON SECOND THOUGHTS. . be a puny,- rickety mite. A neighbour • called on the Mecktons. - . . , .. c,. 'i.!.. f;i»»« After a short talk he rose from his chair. B«* » b»«>y fed m 1 Sun«h'JjG»* Well, well," he said, "1 suppose I must .the fully humanised milk-food with be going. I'm on my way to the club." • added vitamin D, has firm flesh. Meekton rose too* strong bones, straight back, sound "I think I'll go, too—" he said. teeth, and is' a heafthy, happy, "What!" put in Mrs. Meekton, gazing contented baby: at her husband out of the corner of her eyes. , Sunshine Glaxo is the. food that ''Bed!" finished Meekton miserably. doctors use and recommend. VERY GENEROUS. . Why not try |t for your baby, at our "He is very generous, you know," she , with a 11 2-Pag« Glaxo B*by book. Sa"Well, I can't say mine is very gene- . , SUNSHINE rous." put in her companion. ■ _^^^f ■■ - "Here's an instance," went on Mrs. M Green. "I gave him a large box of cigars '^m ~ Wp^M bJA'a for a Christmas present, and, do you J^L^^^^VkHsVlH ' know, he only smoked one of them and gave the rest away to his friends. • vacation TIME. wit h added vitamin D ■ Let, me hug you'to my heart; ' ** Builds. Bonnie BabiCS • All the year I've' clung1 to you, • I've been faithful, you've been true; . SEND TO-DAY **i Little bank roll, in a day, , . - You and I will start away' To p,pt'A'Gl«e Übontorlei, To a gay and festive spot; P.O. Bex ISO», Wellinfton. I'll come back, but you will not. Melt , , tni „. , Trial Tin or . Sunshln* Glwo. tni Chxo Btbr Book, -NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. £ 1 *" "** ' - Brown: Is that a good watch-dog? , White1: Well, he spends his time watch- wamt.._.._........-,^— in& my neighbour's chickens dig up my iJ<M . .. , . garden. GOINGS AND COMINGS. ' jgjSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLi She was putting in a few good words on her young man's behalf. , . . ' Father, however, was not to be coaxed. "No, no, and again, no," he said re- mm^mm^mm _,______.„____________. PC'?Butffather," sne persisted, "you must WAVE' YOUR ' make some allowances for Henry's short- WW Hi fc- ■W W im. C°'Tm ßnot kicking about his shortcom- HAIR KtnVKnl^'' whatlaontl^ this French Way! THE GUIDE. .|. First bnith /^ V^fek \t the bottom of the step's, in gloomy thoroughly. f\ v^kl_. darkness, the girl patiently waited— D , m _ al! > h Uy' I "^iV \«W|___J_ waited-alert for any movement from be- , lor /*» lUl»^r) nerves, Hru.HcDu.d. UjKf 0 J that she must have been there for hours. bols Wave Set >* l'i_j____r ttlmi Yet her aid might be required at any -V ' fJH^UHSE moment. " , 2, Then tat tb >S—~*_HBssw r™^? Suddenly, some distance away, a mans - FW/I voice snarled: "Hand it out or you're »•»' *»ll» lh» . VjD)// done for." '~,,_ fin«er»» wave" . /?;/ Silence! A blood-curdling shriek! Then: er p . ni . £/ 'f "Help! Help! Murder 1 ! " ■ _________________ *'**' The girl by the" steps still waited— _______^|________ . R .. u i. 1. « waited. Accustomed as she was, however, fIS^SSSS^ minute, it I. to sounds and scenes of violence, she could /JmEE&ki&* peifecUy dry. not prevent a shudder at that terrible fESm!9mms \ Dampnes. will civ c^isfi&RflPyjb'l ' Bot •ffect th* Scarcely had the echoes'dicd away when M^oHßk"<\ ■ .*«£•. "t I™.* the curtains moved. Swiftly, .she pulled W^L .-) !fg;i' r W iu' l" o l{ them apart and as deftly reclosed them Jj comb out. Dubchind a dark figure. %fl___PssV *7 boia Setting No words passed between them, but the W_ A\, Lotion la non> man handed her a taper. "The girl hastily V <_f->-/, ""IT™,-.; U scanned it by the light of an electric fc. .J ■- '•■ ". .'n™du.iva torch, and, beckoning the newcomer to / ' French lormul-, follow, led the way, flashing a guiding / • >.<J light upon the steep steps. Sold at 2/6 per flask by belter Stealthily they mounted higher and Drapera and Chemi»l». higher, until the girl halted. ■ Wholesale Stockiiti: "In there!" she whispered, and the man Falrbalrn Wright aVCo., Ltd. squeezed himself into the narrow space . ■■____. '__(■«__ ■ _A indicated. IlllDfll M-~ Had she secreted him in a safe hidingplace? ___________n_RvVla______R_l!3_____________i' Had she betrayed him to his enemies? I No. Another late "talkie" patron had: UH____________H__^sssisssssssssiß^sisiiissiii^fa_| been conducted to his seat! >