SMILE AWHILE
There was a young girl In the choir Whose voice went up hoir and holr, ■ Till one Sunday night , lit went right out of sight; they found it next day on the spoir. "SAUCY SALLY" (16.) Wadestowh. There was an old man of Petone, Who went for a ride on a pony. At the end of mile, He said with a smile, "This saddle is getting quite stoney." , Made up by "MOONLIT ROSE'S DADDY. Northland. / "OUITE TBUE." Molly: "I know » bow that no one' tin untie." / Mother: "Surely not." Molly: "Yes, ma. A rainbow*" "BELLA DONNA" (W. Clty- .. .-., GUESS ME! Why is the moon heavier than the sun? Because the sun Is light.' If a hen and a half lay a egg and a half In a day and a half, how many days would It take four hens to lay four eggs?— One dayl ; NITA MTHAIL. Mlramar. Aunt (looking in room where children are making a great noiae): "Is this the dining-room, Phyllis?" Phyllis: "Well, nurse always calls It the 'bawl' room when we are playing in it" "GOBLIN GHEEN." • »' * Vicar (concluding his Sunday, school talk) : "And now, children, would you like to ask any questions?" Tommy: "Yes, sir. Please, how did you get into your collar?" "BINGO" (10). Lower Hutt;
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Evening Post, Volume CXI, Issue 138, 13 June 1931, Page 18
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214SMILE AWHILE Evening Post, Volume CXI, Issue 138, 13 June 1931, Page 18
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