"HONOURABLE" BANANA
A Japanese schoolboy's essay on bananas is included in H. Cecil Hunt's latest edition of "Fresh Howlers." "The banana, are a great remarkable fruit," the essay reads. "He are constructed in the same architectural style as the honourable sausage. Difference being, skin of sausage are habitually consumed, while it-are not advisable to eat rapping of banana. "Perhaps are also intrissing the following differences between the two objects. Banana arc held aloft while consuming, sausage are usually left in reclining position. Banana are first green in culler,then gradual turn yellowish. Sausage start out with indefinite culler (resemble terrier eotta). and retain same hue indefinitely. Sausage depend for creation upon human being or stuffing, machine, while banana are pristine product of honourable mother nature. Both article resemble the other in that-neither have pit or colonel of any kind. ' " , "In case of sausage both conclusions are attached .to other 'sausages, honourable banana on opposite hand are joined on one end to the stem, other termination are/ entirely loose. "Finally,:banana are .strictly member o£ the vagitable kingdom,- while affiliation of sausage is often undecided." \ ; ■.'•■
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Evening Post, Volume CIX, Issue 139, 16 June 1930, Page 3
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182"HONOURABLE" BANANA Evening Post, Volume CIX, Issue 139, 16 June 1930, Page 3
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