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Evening Post, Volume CXIII, Issue 141, 18 June 1927, Page 18

THE NEWSPAPER OF "THE; RIGHT SPIRIT: 5' Published .Quite Often. largest circulation in New Zealand. Guaranteed equal to the combined circulations of the papers in _ ' whjch it appears. Bid TREE WINS SLANDER ACTION —— *-'■■ — ■ ■ JUDGE'S ADVICE TO PLAINTIFF i The action, for slander brought by Miss McFoozlc against .Big Trc£ resnlted in afrwiiv for the. famous Motor Spirit Coriipahy, and the familiar True Blue Pump-will continue to give out the best ,'spirit in" its old form. A Big Tree Pump 'Miss McFoozle by Night. by Day. In summing up, Mr. Justice TurmoH said he felt that plaintiff had not tried sufficiently to disguise her figure. Without going too deeply into technical matters, he felt that by ct>r''■etting'around what. he. believed was known as the bodice, and by weariaig knee-length crinolines, Miss McFooele could easily avoid being confused with the True Blue Pump. Plaintiff's objection that, if she ware distinguishing red clothes, people piut pennies in-her mouth and; waited filor the chocolate to come out, could be overcome by singing. loudly on Hue approach of anyone carrying a penny. His verdict, he said, was largely ■ swayedby the opinion that True Blue Pumps were necessary, whereas plaintiff wasn't. He congratulated Big Tree. He admitted.their spirit he said. MISSING POLICEMAN MYSTERY SOLVED Much anxiety lias been felt nbont the continued absence of the handsome young police officer from the» corner of-Cuba Street and Manners Street, where he IV Him it ...^ '..in I used to direct the, :|:¥i:l letin" reporter has succeeded in solv■HßplSßpi!:!^ 'ing the mystery. RaisMiils^^ three weeks ago a P^^Pp^^ii- scn°ol teacher was l^aMMfej Cuba Street in her little two-seater The Schoolteacher, when the policeofficer held up his hand. The teacher leaned forward and asked kindly: "Well, and what is it, my little man?" It transpires that the policeman's fervent wish that the ground might open and swallow him up was granted. Mr. Blankiron. W« are privileged to .reproduce above the latest photograph of Mr.; Blankiron Fitzswurzle BlankironBrown, the Dominion's heaviest user 1 of Big Tree Spirit and Oil. He weigh* 359 stone 4 lbs. 31 ounces in his ■winter, underwear—but not wearing «, hat. I Watch oat for the retultt of the Big Trem Competition which wiH mppearin this column next j .. Saturday. BIG TREE "The Right Spirit' AT THE TRUE BLUE PUMPS I The next i*sue of thiß Bulletin , \ apo»cn-e in thit paper next Satur- [ dmy. Watch out for it.