STRAIGHT GOODS.
A resident .of the- city, a bit'straitlaced, was wending his way -home early in the morning just riffer the celebration ot a Burns dinner. He came across a pilgrim *lio was making rather heavy going. -This chap was embracing a telephone post. Thinkingto be.of.some help the upright citizen asked the other fellow where he was going. The answer was: Im going, to a lexshur/'-
."Tut, tut," was the jmpatierit rejoinder, going to a lecture at this, time of the morning." .' '. '. \ .... .
"S'a fact," replied the other chap solemnly, "I'm going home."
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Evening Post, Volume CXIII, Issue 129, 4 June 1927, Page 21
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92STRAIGHT GOODS. Evening Post, Volume CXIII, Issue 129, 4 June 1927, Page 21
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