NUTS TO CRACK
Why is Denmark like the first U in cucumber?—Because it is between two seas (C’s). What kind of pets do we sometimes eat? —-Crumpets. Which has most legs, a boy or no boy? —A boy has two legs, but no boy has three. Why is the horse a very good-natured animal?—Because it can stand a lot of chaff. Can you prove that twice ten equals twice eleven?—Twice ten is twenty, but twice eleven is twenty, too (twenty-two). When is a rock not a rock? —When it’s shamrock. What is it that asks’ no question, but constanty needs answering?—The door bell.
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Dominion, Volume 27, Issue 70, 15 December 1933, Page 23 (Supplement)
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103NUTS TO CRACK Dominion, Volume 27, Issue 70, 15 December 1933, Page 23 (Supplement)
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