The Cause of the Trouble.

Dominion, Volume 25, Issue 69, 15 December 1931, Page 28 (Supplement)

The Cause of the Trouble.

A newly-married woman waa shcpping, and was determined that th© grocer should not take advantage o£ her youth and Inexperience. “Don’t you think these eggs ar© voay small?" she said, critically. “I do,” answered the grocer, “but that’s the kind the farmer sends ma. They are fresh from the country this morning,” “Yes,” said the shopper. “That*B the trouble with those farmers. They*re so anxious to get their eggs sold that they take them out of the nest too soon t” * * * His Remedy. Young Man: "My girl’s got sore feet What do you recommend?” ' His friend: “Rubber heels.” Young Man: “What with?” ♦■ * * Starting Trouble. He was one of the hatless brigade, but his young wife went to. the opposite extreme. Her frequent changes in millinery were, Indeed, a source of worry to the Impecunious hubby. He lacked courage to tell her so until the national economy blizzard broke loose. “How do you think we should economise, Harold, love?” she asked. “Well, Flossie, darling, really I think we should begin by cutting down our overhead expenses,” he answered tactfully. Then the fun began.