THE SCOTCHMAN'S GRATITUDE. Once a doctor used lo harass, Bleed a man and keep him still; Now, a patient seeks a druggist, Goes- to bed and takes a pill. Jock was flabby, pasty, hasty, Jock was far from thrifty. Thirty doctors promised him ho wouldn't live till fifty. He came out here from Aberdeen across the briny ocean, And always speaks of Morse's Pills with tendorest omotion—Advt.
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Dominion, Volume 13, Issue 249, 15 July 1920, Page 3
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67Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 13, Issue 249, 15 July 1920, Page 3
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