TWO OF A KIND.
Two fellows were playing a dingdong golf match. Into the exciting spirit of which even the caddies entered. Going to the last hole all square, one man sliced badly while the other had an equally wild pull. The first man found himself in a jungle. His first niblick shot raised a huge divot and moved the ball about six feet. Hu took turf with his second effort also, but got the ball well away. “By the way,” he said, as he replaced the second divot, “what happened to the other clod?” “Oh,” said the caddie, "he’s playing six out of a bunker.” Harry: “What cured Tom of flirting?” Dick: “He started a flirtation with a girl who turned out to be selling an Encyclopaedia at £l6 a set.” Uncle: “How do you like your new school?’ Tom: “I like it closed.”
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Cromwell Argus, Volume LXIII, Issue 3250, 13 February 1933, Page 2
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