Jolly joke time
A. Why are adults boring? A. Because they are groan-ups. Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel? A. Lumpy milkshakes. Q. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies? A. Collie-flowers. Q. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? A. Great big holes all over Australia. Q. What is cowhide most used for? A. Holding cows together. Q. What comes out of the wardrobe at 100 miles an hour?. A. Stirling moth.
Q. What was the police dog’s telephone number? A. Canine, canine, canine. Q. What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan? A. An unidentified frying object. Q. What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog? A. An eight-foot toothbrush. Q. What can you touch, see and make but not hold? A. A shadow. Q. How do you start a flea race? A. “One, two, flea — go!” Q. What do you get if you dial 326549876452765318?
A. A blister on your finger.
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