Just joking
Q. If a buttercup is yellow, what colour is a hiccup? A. Burple.
Q. What is yellow and flickers? A. A lemon with a loose connection.
Q. What did the elephant say when the crocodile bit off his trunk? A. “I thuppothe you think thad’s fuddy ...”
Q. What do misers do hen it’s cold?
A. Sit round a candle.
Q. What do misers do hen it’s very cold?
A. Light the candle.
Q. What holds the sun i?
A. Sun beams. Q. Can you jump higher than a one-metre wall? A. Yes—a wall cannot jump.
v Q. Why can’t you play Sards on a small Hpat? ’ A. Because . someone’s always sitting og the deck.
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Press, 25 February 1986, Page 13
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