HAVE A LAUGH TELL. 'EM YOURSELF An English officer met four Australians. They ignored him. "Why don't you salute me?' 'he bawled. "Ah, shut up you !" retorted the Australians. The officer waited until he saw an Australian captain. Then he breathed fire. "Those men of yours called "Well, you're not one, are you?" asked the Australian. "No bally fear!" "Well, run over and tell them they're liars!"
Don't let the heat and the drought impair your efficiency. Build up on a tonic of Ale, Stout or Wine.— Guinness Bros., Ltd., Wine and Spirit •Merchants.
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXX, Issue 13624, 23 April 1942, Page 2
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