HAVE A LAUGH
OUTSTANDING DIFFERENCE Behind the lines the troops were about to rehearse an important attack and were being addressed by the general. “There are,’’ he began, “certain essential differences between a rehearsal and the real thing. In the first place there is the absence of the enemy. In the second. . The general turned to the ser-geant-major, “Tell the men the second essential difference,’’ he said. “The presence of the general,” remarked the sergeant-major, promptly. WHO DOESN’T? “Do you think it right to buy an automobile on the instalment plan?” “Sure, 16,000,000 people can’t be wrong.”
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXIX, Issue 13240, 16 January 1941, Page 2
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