HAVE A LAUGH
Already Started “Do you think our boy will leave footprints on the sands of time?” “He’d leave 'em anywhere. Just look out in the hall.” Timeless Boston One matinee day an anxious young matron bustled into the lobby of Boston’s Colonial Theatre, panting to the doorman: “Has the curtain gone up?” “No, madam, not until 2:30.” “Oh, but the sign under the marquee says, ‘Matinee to-day at 2:15’.” “Madam,” said the doorman, “that sign was painted 25 years ago.”
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXIX, Issue 13239, 15 January 1941, Page 2
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82HAVE A LAUGH Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXIX, Issue 13239, 15 January 1941, Page 2
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