HAVE A LAUGH
FORCE Ob' HABIT The young wife was crying. “What’s the matter?" asked a frlemL “Oh, my husband is so absentminded. After breakfast he lett a tip on the table, and when I handed him his hat he gave me another tip.” “Well, that’s nothing to worry about. Just force of habit.” “That’s what worries me. .He kissed me when I gave him Ids overcoat.” THE NEW HYMN BOOKS “There’s a case arrived for you from London, sir,” teleXdioned the statioiiniaster. “Ah, yes,” replied the minister, “a few hymn-books—” “Well, you’d better hurry. One of them’s leaking,” • • • • New Resident: Ry the way, does this city boast of a choral society? Postman: Well, 1 can’t say that we boast of it. We just suffer in silence.
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXIV, Issue 11934, 28 January 1936, Page 2
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