WILLIE WAS WISE.

Bruce Herald, Volume XXXX, Issue 98, 20 December 1904, Page 2

WILLIE WAS WISE.

Caller — Your airter expects me to stay to supper, doesn't she, Willie? Willie— Sure; and she said if you stayed as long as you did last night, she thought she would ask you to stay to br«kkf««t.— Louisville Courier-Jour-nal. Both ■«*#••*«*• ?8o ihey were divorced. What was the cause?" . ••He was infatuated with gardening and she insisted on keeping chickens." —Judge. ' 4^«iMflea\for the fcofcor. Mr. Vfoodby— is he a society man? Mia« Freshly—l guess so; I never heard of hi* doing anything.— Town Topics. 9«eM*C *•' the *»«ht Term, "A Massachusetts woman has eloped 'with a matt half her age." **I thonght they called that abdouoMon." — OLereland Plain Dealer* Haite a <^ve*ti'6». / **Conte»tm««i is better than riches." , **But how is a fellow going to be conWted unless4ie is rich?"— Brooklyn