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Curate — "Good morning, Curley ; I hope you are getting better now?" Artisan — " Yes, master, thankee. lam saving up." Curate — "I am glad to hear that. How much have you saved.!'' Artisan- — "I have got a penny, master, and I am saving till I get another; then I am going to have a pint." How unreasonable some girls are ! Felicia asked her brother to buy The Popular Science Monthly for her, because it lml an. article on 'Ancient Methods of Flirtation;' then, when he brought it Lome, she said lie was horrid and mean because it turned out to be on "Ancient Methods of Filtration. "

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Bruce Herald, Volume XIII, Issue 1207, 28 May 1880, Page 1

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Untitled Bruce Herald, Volume XIII, Issue 1207, 28 May 1880, Page 1

Untitled Bruce Herald, Volume XIII, Issue 1207, 28 May 1880, Page 1