JOKES.
(K. M. Shaw, Aw.inui, North Auckland.) Q. What mountains never keep still? A. The Eocky Mountains. Q. What is put on. the table, cut, but never eaten 1 A. A pack of cards. Q. Why did the bugle call? A. Because the drum rolled.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVII, Issue 21, 25 January 1936, Page 17 (Supplement)
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