RIDDLES.
(Sent in by Maud Baxter. 30 Cromwell Street, Mount Eden.) Q. What is the difference between a Christmas pudding and a sewing machine? A. One seems so nice and the other sews nice seams. Q. What is it that can run, but cannot walk; can whistle, yet cannot talk ? A. A railway engine, Q. What is the difference between wearing a thin cotton dress in winter and having a tooth extracted?. A. One is too thin, and the other is tooth out.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVII, Issue 21, 25 January 1936, Page 17 (Supplement)
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