Don't forget that Court Tiros', new premises are open all clay to-morrow, and the remnant sale still proceeds.— (Ad.) AFTER. Willie: Now that sister is going to marry Mr Jenks, why is it called an "engagement," pa? Mr Underthum: Probably because the real battle comes later, my son. AN IMPOSSIBILITY. "Oh, Mrs Miggs, what a dreadful black eye! I do hope you haven't been fighting." "Fightin', miss? Me? Sure, 'ow could Ibe fightin' with me 'usuand dead this two years?" HE COULDN'T TELL. Passenger (running to the barrier) —Guard, have I time to say goodbye to my wife? Guard —I don't know, sir. How long have you been married?
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Auckland Star, Volume XXXII, Issue 48, 26 February 1901, Page 2
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109Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 Auckland Star, Volume XXXII, Issue 48, 26 February 1901, Page 2
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