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One Dr. Befchune used to tell a good story about two Scotchmen, who came to this country several years ago. 'What's the matter, Andrew, that ye seem sac troubled this morning ?' I had a fearful dream in th© nicht.' 'What did ye dream?' 'I dinna like to tell. 5 ' Did ye dream ye saw the deil?' 'No, it vas far waur than that.* ' Did ye dream yer mither was dead-.?.'. 'No it was far waur than that-.' * Well, what did ye dream, mon ?■'. ' Why, I dreamed I was hame again.'

He put an enemy in his mouth to steal away his brains, but the enemy, alter a thorough and protracted search, returned without anything, ™

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Auckland Star, Volume VI, Issue 1823, 18 December 1875, Page 5 (Supplement)

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Untitled Auckland Star, Volume VI, Issue 1823, 18 December 1875, Page 5 (Supplement)

Untitled Auckland Star, Volume VI, Issue 1823, 18 December 1875, Page 5 (Supplement)