Good Eggs at the Easter Wedding Tim and Ru, the Gay Caballeros, once again act in their well-known capacities of Best Man and Groomsman respectively. This time HeeltapsSmith is the lucky man —or the victim, as you will. Numbers of the lads are wise-cracking that hoary old-timer about “another good fellow gone west.” The Padre archly suggests that it is Tim's and Ru's turn next. At which remark the Bridesmaids prick up their shell-like ears, blush, look coy and endeavour to attract the lads’ attention by trying not to. Altogether "a most enjoyable time was had by all,” as the ever original social reporters so frequently write. Padre: You know, my dear chaps, Marriaqe is a qreat institution. Tim: Rut Apropos of Institutions, the one I prefer above all others is the Welcome Inn. It guarantees harmony, camaraderie and conviviality. I guess if Mrs. Heeltaps is a psychologist she will order a case of Timoru everytime she wants a new frock, and Heeltaps will gladly pay for both. Well , lads, what about another spot of toasting tonic . NOTE: Order your Timar.u early for the wedding. To-offer guests anything but Timaru is simply not done. IMARIT THE FRIENDLIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD TA29— I6S Brewed and Bottled with loving care by NEW ZEALAND BREWERIES LTD., Timaru Branch. L s - IlllSlil!!!!! ... - * '• , //>*''' raiimSTHES - INFECTION p, nr mm STERILISATION OF WORM EGGS IS A SPECTACULAR FEATURE OF “PHENOVINE” Every worm that a sheep harbours must be picked up from the pasture—they do not multiply inside the sheep. Therefore use a drench that destroys worm eggs within the sheep for 3-4 days after drenching, and BEFORE THEY REACH THE PASTURE. use—containing PHENOTHIAZINE ALSO RECOMMENDED FOR CATTLE Also available For Tapeworms: COOPER’S N.C.A. DRENCH tfYicot//ie. Copper-Su/pfiote. Cobofty • For Liver Fluke: COOPER’S WORM DRENCH {Carbon Tetrachloride) Available from Merchants and Stores COOPER, McDOUGALL & ROBERTSON (N.Z.) Ltd. P.O. Box 599, Auckland P2/48
LIME SUBSIDY FARMERS are advised tliht a declaration form must be signed before subsidy can be obtained. Declaration forms are available at our Ashburburton, Rakaia and Methven Offices. MID-CANTERBURY TRANSPORT LTD., West Street ( Phone 408
FOOT COMFORT All Dr. Scholl’s Appliances Stocked. Totty’s Pharmacy BURNETT STREET Ring 133 for an Appointment CHIROPRACTIC, and Osteopathic Manipulation. For the Relief of Physical and >--- Nervous Disorders. HOURS: 2 to 5, and 7 to 7.30 p.m. 22 Years Serving the Sick. F. A. COLDICOTT, CHIROPRACTOR & OSTEOPATH, 123 Havelock Street.
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Ashburton Guardian, Volume 68, Issue 136, 20 March 1948, Page 8
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