ECHELON WAY TO TIPPERARY Tim and Ru, Acting-Unpaid-Temporary Sub-Deputy Assistant Lance-Privates “Somewhere in England" have been appointed to the Terminological Inexactitudinarians Club. Their tall tales of adventures back home would make our Radio Uncles hide their heads in shame. Tim's description of his Walking Stick Farm where all the Officers* canes are grown is only to be equalled by the vivid word portrait painted by Ru of his ancestral acres which abound with man-eating kiwis, treacle-mines, toheroa plantations, to say nothing of the world-famous ranch at Timaru where the Moa's Milk of the Nation is Bottled with Loving Care. Which reminds us that the Editorial inkwell is running dry. So let's away to liquidate the ailing aesophagus and tickle the tonsils with a brimming beaker of victory vintage. Timaru, the Fighting Mien's Fluid. The Solace for Soldiers. The inimitable, exquisite ambrosia of which poets sing paeans of praise. Two long handles, please 1 .. 1 s C/^ /# AIWTODI THE STUFF TO GIVE THE TROOPS COPYRIGHT. TAS.I9I/160 Brswtd and Bottled with loving car* by NEW ZEALAND BREWERIES LTD.. Timaru ftfaneh.
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Ashburton Guardian, Volume 61, Issue 123, 6 March 1941, Page 2
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