SMILES FOR THE DAY.
Why is a parson like a camel? Because he can go on and never know how div he is: .
" What," asks a wag, " what is society, after all, but a mixture of mister-ies and miss-eriesP'V .' '■■ ""•■■ '
A punster asks if it is not inevitable that the man who steals a watch should " wind up " vi jail. *
"Boys, what is the plural of penny?" inquired a schoolmaster. "Twopence," shouted the sharpest youth in the class. ■ ' ■'
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Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8726, 27 November 1913, Page 6
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77SMILES FOR THE DAY. Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8726, 27 November 1913, Page 6
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