WARD J.

What Knots, Volume 3, Issue 2, 10 December 1945, Page 5

WARD J.

Who is the perverted genius in Ward "J" who refers to the Natron as "Little Ped Riding Hood?" We near that it is untrue that Ward ’"J" is collecting •to present Matron with a -pair of roller skates for Xmas. - It’s going to be a scooter,’ it is denied that the theatrical producer in Ward "J" has offered a seven year contract to the P.A.System’s- "Boy with the Golden Voice" - you know, the chap ijho talks about iliums’ and people -returning ’to "Ward Hytch." It should be a source of satisfaction to J’s wardmaster that one of the patients was addressed by another patient the other day as "Steward." Who docs the work around "k" anyway? Suggested theme song for several members of Ward "J" - (apologies to Romberg) "'There is a Rec, a Hee to ny heart, " Wo have been wondering if the second 'Me' will turn as easily as the first'Kec ' -. .. Hard "J" has a sister named Bland, - • Who has lived off the fat of the land, (who’ perhaps its pituitary gland ) She's sweet,she’s divine,she's just grand, ■ But we think it our duty....,,. . When in Bond Street, or Stand, To Hossard her full line's- of Beauty,’ ' A non-(yon bet.’)

Is it true that a Ward "J" patient tried to bring, a couple of his Sydney girl-friends on board at 2 p.m. on the Ist.? ' It is rumoured that the reason given for their non-admission was that Isolation Ward was full.' We understand the to celebrate Xmas the Sisters of Ward "J" intend wearing Yashmaks .in lieu of face-masks. Influcnde of the East we suppose Even "J's" strong silent ward .aster grows pale at the sight of Wednesday’s official .crocodile. He maintains that it is not true that, on. these occasions, the Budgie- Cages in the fracture beds are temporarily filled wi t h bric-a-brac.,..