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EVERYTHING FITS - IN THE ARMY

A raw recruit who had just boon fitteo. out; wain his firsu issue by the Serjeant that everything had to fit, Next morning the recruit appeared on paraue with a tremendous bulge under his runic, Sjt - "’That on earth have you under there, Yates ? Open your tunic (Recruit opens tunic, displaying large pillow) Sjt - "’That's the pillow for ?" Recruit - ''"ell, Serjeant, you said everything had to fit, so I had to make the belt fit, "

Abie, Abie, Abie my boy, where are we heading for non ? ’That have our amateur navigators to say about it this time ?

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Serial Waves, Volume 2, Issue 1, 20 September 1940, Page 2

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EVERYTHING FITS – IN THE ARMY Serial Waves, Volume 2, Issue 1, 20 September 1940, Page 2

EVERYTHING FITS – IN THE ARMY Serial Waves, Volume 2, Issue 1, 20 September 1940, Page 2