HEADLIG NEWS

Dozerdust, Volume 2, Issue 22, 22 July 1944, Page 2

HEADLIG NEWS

” IMPOSSIBLE * ” SA'S-LAURIE THURSTON - AFTER TRYING TO TEACH ” SITTING BULL” LOWE THE ART OF

DRIVING A. TRACTOR.

MICK DOYLE AND ” TPH ON SUCKER DRILL .

WHAT might have been described as a/v" altercation ” the other morning t when 51 TPH ” and Mick Doyle discussed where and when for Sucker Drill. M|gh’llght of discussion was Mick s telling ” TPH ” not to ” shoot his big mouth off ” - and "TPH’S” dancing round talking to hims&if.

K3T.TH : MORTON BENEFITS FROM EARLY - BED ARD QUIET LIFE IN THIS CAMP. NO LONGER

LOOKS WRECg HE WAS IN DUMBEA. WAACING THOUGHT TO PUT TOO GREAT A STRAIN ON RESOURCES.

TONY ■ RADISICH JOINS MAURI'S PADOR IN COCKING r Mamie Flamer , only regular cook on pa yr oil, said he must have Cook Tony Radisich back in kitchen. 'Despite • protests from men, Maunie got his way. Says Tony : Today cook,' tomorrow I, drive da truck, next day I maka love; sometime later I nurse da lectio one. Not bad for* me, ch ?"

EDDIE 1 HEALD -RAD CHOICE OF GOING HOMS ON APR OR REM* AINING ON.-TO COOK FOR WHARF BOYS. ” DUTY BEFORE WOOING, THAT IS MY MOTTO. COMBINE

THEM IP YOU CAN. BUT WHILE THERE IS AN EI'PTY MOUTH IN THE WHARF, I REMAIN AT MY STOVE TO THE BITTER END. A VERY PIN J EXAMPLE, EDDIE. >■

SPRAY GUN PAINTER GROWS SUSPICIOUS.

Spray gun painter ftealy sl&i today that he suspected a‘monster vehicle 5 parade in the offingj he offered as basis for fear his repainting all ilnit vehinlcs.

" SPEED ” WATSON- HSVEALED TODAY THAT HL HAD BEEN JILTED BY HIS KANAKA STTiTHBART, ” ANOTHER INSTANCE THAT WE ARE NOT WANTED HERE ” WAS HIS HEARTBROKEN COMMENT.

” SCOTTY” HAMPTON FLASH HIS WEAPON BEFORE PARTIALLY NUDE TENT MAKESS. FEAR AND ENVY QUIETENS AIL ONLOOKERSS .

” Scotty ” says his weapon is known as a ” tool retriever Use c of his weapon in N.Z. is stricly illegal ♦" Na to rally I keep it'under cover when police are hovering

round. A have my big moments in the country along river. banks screened by bush. I’m mighty proud of this ’ere tool of mine , I can tell you. The official name ?, oh, I think it is called a 11 Spring Gaff ”♦ Scotty made the vicious looking plaything

one evening when someone ' E lost their tool in the dark.

I|bAHE ” DASSON WHO IS NOW

STRIKING .FOR THE LOCAL BLACKSMITH IS REPORTED TO BE MAK-

ING GOOD HEADWAY. AT PRESENT INCLINED TO' LEWIS MIND WANDER TO WOMEN', BUT f IS HOPED HI WILL

CUTGROWN THE WEAKNESS.

NORM STANLEY AND WALLY HOBSON LOOK FOR PRIVATE BURE Al NEPCUI

Latest reports from Wharf H.Q, indicate that since Lieut. Wright returned with bunch of records Sgts. Stanley and H o bson arc on lookout for-spot for private burc.

T ” POP " DRAYON PROMOTED TO CASHIER

IN-CHIEF AT CANTEEN. SAYS -HE . MAY HAND OUT SHORT CHANGE, BUT WILL NOT BE SHORT IN fiOURTESY

TO ALL BUYERS.

RING TH.] BULL’S NOSB AND S 3 TH3 LOCAL CHAMP I I

Anytime now J the new game of the workshop workers 9 Bing The Bull’s Hose will take the lcsd as NOiJPadt *

WHO WAS' THS TWO GUN MAN THE PIQUET DISTURBED THE OTHER NIGHT ?

UNIT DINNER AT KIWI CLUB PROPOSED.

Arrangements are under way to hold a Ujiit dinner at the Kiwi Club in the near future*