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HEARD THIS ONE ?

V/0 XI. Go rd on Borxy handed us the following#

" YEARS ago a coun-i try teacher friend ; boarded at d house J where they had ys»jv- | ided an old -book on ;■

bees in place of the i usual toilet paper. She, told me that it Wes most embarrasing the way people would suddenly remark at the table, ’ Read such an interesting thing about bees the other day ’ - ohly ' to stop in confusion In limbering where i it was read ”

!; :: -::tiit l! THE ” Cookhouse Jewellery Coy. Ltd." , has now., got well i.dur way and has a veyy fine stiletto, a

shell ; in. box, a plane ( futurisitic design) and other odds and ends to its credit. Manager Steve Nash hope " Kanaka Jewellers w ill not take offense at fine work of new Coy. Steve says the s'-. Jb etto will be useful for opening- bills on his return.

” DARTCIS " Wilson ' has a story of an overheard railway bridge he almost carried away. Another " thieving Kiwi” .’

” .RED RAG “ Morrisey now celebrates his birthday monthly. Contact with American. speed up system responcible, it is und®r stood. Ask him how he came to . earn the nickname.

THIE week’s quiz:

Who is the "Dark Boy'J the ” -Maori Boy ”? Prize , one tin of bully beef. See the Q.M. .

THIS IS A ” HOMER

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Dozerdust, Volume 2, Issue 18, 20 May 1944, Page 6

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HEARDTHIS ONE ? Dozerdust, Volume 2, Issue 18, 20 May 1944, Page 6

HEARDTHIS ONE ? Dozerdust, Volume 2, Issue 18, 20 May 1944, Page 6