THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE IN THE ARMY.
1. Telephone numbers of sixteen lonely young ladies. 2. Six weeks’ furlough starting from to-morrow. 3. Three days’ pass when I get back. 4. Quarters and rations for my girl friends. 5. Free beer in the Canteens. 6. A longer rest between rifle drills. Preferably six months. 7. Five pay-days a month. 8. Everything you ask for in the Canteen. 9. A deaf and dumb Sergeant-Major. 10. Shoes that never need a shine. 11. A bugler who forgets to wake up in the mornings. 12. A way out. —(From “Flak.”)
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Arawa Guerilla, Issue 19, 1 October 1943, Page 5
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