It is said in Germany that a successor to Goebbels is being sought. No stone is being left upturned. **♦ • . RED TAPE. Corporal Jones had spent most of his life in the Army, and, at last, in disgust, on' leaving, wrote to his Colonel as follows:— “Sir,After what I have gone through, tell the Army to go to blazes.” The following day he received a reply from the Colonel, which read as follows:— “ Sir, —Army suggestions or enquiries as to movements of troops must be entered on Army Form 0732KXY, a copy of which is enclosed for your use.” ♦ * * KEEN ! An officer in the , Egyptian desert came upon a soldier in bathing togs. “Where on earth are you going?” demanded the officer. Swimming,” was, the reply. “ But,” said the officer, “ you’re twenty miles from the sea.” “Yes,” said the other, “wide beach, ain’t it?”
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Arawa Guerilla, Issue 19, 1 October 1943, Page 8
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