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Arawa Guerilla, Issue 16, 1 July 1943, Page 5

WAAC 0 ! The WAACS have descended on us. Until now the arid wastes of the camp have known no refreshing feminine figures with the exception of Tilly of the Tolls and the canteen girls. But now we have the WAACS. Records have got more than their

This Democracy Thing.

HITLER’S NOT SO BAD I’ve always said that people don’t appreciate Hitler. Of course, he did

(And then take the question of democracy. Hitler’s against —and so am I. Throughout history the Bluphly-Gadsyres of Gadsyre have always taken a leading part in all national institutions. We have bossed everything from the Royal Household to the Little Wumplethorpe Croquet and Amateur Theatricals Society. But with the insidious growth of this democracy thing more and more institutions have taken to “electing” their commanding officers. And every time this happens we BluphlyGadsyres get thrown out.

make a mistake in going Ro war against the BluphlyGadsyre family and the 'Empire. ; Ta k e th e Jews for example. I’ll admit that

Hitler is a bit heavy-handed when he goes around killing off whole families of Jews, but I just put that down to boyish enthusiasm. Back in 1894 a Jewish tailor scorched a pair of my trousers. This was obviously part of an international anarchist plot to undermine the British Empire. They were my best cashmere trousers, too!

I, being a Bluphly-Gadsyre, was obviously designed by Nature and Providence to be a ruler. But this upstart democracy has hurled my gifts in the face of Providence, turned them into Dead Sea fruit and left them crying in the* wilderness. Nobody takes any notice of me nowadays. If I were a German Hitler would know how to make use of a man of my calibre.

This Preposterous Notion.