“Sir!” exclaimed the injured party, “you stuck your umbrella into my eye.” “Oh, no,” replied the cheerful offender, “you arc mistaken.” “Mistaken?” demanded the irate man. ‘You idiot! 1 know when my eye is hurt, 1 think.’ “Doubtless,” replied the cheerful offender, “but you don’t know my umbrella. 1 borrowed thi* one from a friend. Good-dar.”
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White Ribbon, Volume 19, Issue 218, 18 August 1913, Page 12
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