SMILE KAISERS.

New Zealand Tablet, Volume LII, Issue 40, 21 October 1925, Page 62

SMILE KAISERS.

“I suppose you are getting a good fee, doctor, for attending the Smith boy? His father’s rich.” “Well, yes. Why?” “Well, I hope you won’t forget that it was my little Ted who threw the brick that hit him.” •'I * Bobby came home from his first day at school with the announcement that he could write. Upon being given pencil and paper, he made his usual meaningless scribbles. “But what,” said his mother, “does it say?” . ’ f “How do I know?” answered Bobby. “I haven’t learned to read it yet.” » ' r The office-boy wanted to go to a cricket match, so, approaching his ’ employer at noon, he stammered; “If y-you p-p-pl-please, sir ” “'Hurry up,” said his employer. “If you have 1 anything to say, say it. Don’t take half a day.” . , ■ " : “But that’s just what •! was going to-ask if I could take, sir.” • • ‘lf