SMILE RAISERS.
9 ■ Uncle Garge: “’Ave yer got any good seats inside Box Office Clerk: “We’ve got a few stalls vacant, sir.” Uncle Garge: “Now look ’e ’ere, young feller,’l may ’be oop fra t’ country, but I ain’t no bloomin’ boss!” 9 “I understand that your boy Josh is interested in perpetual motion.” “Yes,” replied Farmer Hawbuck, “and I’m kinder encouraged about it. I thought for a .while that the only thing Josh was interested in was perpetual rest.” 9 A teacher in Canterbury recently received the following letter from the mother of one of her pupils: “Dear Miss, —Nellie played tennis at school yesterday, and is not well enough to come to school to-day. Her head was very bad all the afternoon, but it worked off in the night. . .” Another King Charles incident, surely I
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New Zealand Tablet, 19 January 1922, Page 46
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