SMILE RAISERS.

New Zealand Tablet, 22 August 1918, Page 46

SMILE RAISERS.

“I say, Sandy,” said Jack, handing back bis friend’s photograph “when ye had those photos taken why didn’t ye smile?’’ “And those pictures costing me twa dollars a dozen !’’ replied Sandy. “Are ye crasy, mon ?” “Ma,” said a newspaper man’s son, “I know why editors call themselves ‘we’.” “So’s the man that doesn’t like the article will think there are too many people for him to tackle.” “Don’t you think Miss Howler has wonderful control of her voice?” “No, I don’t. She sings every time anyone asks her to.” “Six dhys or six shillings,” said the judge sternly. “I’ll take the six shillings,” said the prisoner. “I’ve got enough time on my hands as it is.” Irritated Lady: “No, it doesn’t fit, and I expect ray money back.” Merchant; “But, good gracious, lady ” Irritated Lady; “Your advertisement says,‘Money refunded if not approved.’ ” x Merchant: “So it does, my dear madam' but your money was approved. It was very good money.” Ha* «•*■** '