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Wilkins was an enthusiastic golfer, and when his friend Johnson met him coming away from the links a day or two ago he was in a terrible frame of mind. 'What's happened, old fellow?' asked Johnson amiably. 'Everything's happened!' growled Wilkins. ' It's enough to make one give up golf and go in for fishing. That ass Fitznoodle has been running all over the course, and actually crossed my tee just as I was about to make a lovely drive. What would you have done had you been in my place?' 'Well,' he replied, with a smile, 'seeing that he crossed your " t," I think I would have dotted his "i."
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New Zealand Tablet, 13 February 1913, Page 62
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112PUGILISIICALLY INCLINED New Zealand Tablet, 13 February 1913, Page 62
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