A POSER

New Zealand Tablet, 19 October 1911, Page 2109

A POSER

‘ You are the schpeaker ‘ Yes, sir, I am.’ ‘ Vel, vot you schpeak about?’ .. ‘My subject, sir, is this: “That I never believe anything I do not understand.” Oh, 'my! Is that it? Yell now you shoost take von leetle example. There, you see that — my pasture, over there. Now, my horse he eat the grass, und it come up hair all over he’s pack. Then my sheep, he eats shoost the same grass und it grow wool all over him. And vot you think? My goose, he eats the grass too, and sure’s I tell you, it comes all over him feathers. You understand dot, do you? Heigh • ; ■ ' .