ODDS AND ENDS
i There is only one thing,' said the collar button; 'that is as hard to find as I am.' 'What is that?' inquired the comb. 'The North Pole.'
Little Elsie (at theatre) : ' Mamma, is that man on the stage crying in earnest?' Mamma : ' No, dear.' Little Elsie : ( Well, I don't see how he can cry for fun. '
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New Zealand Tablet, 10 December 1908, Page 38
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60ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, 10 December 1908, Page 38
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