ODDS AND ENDS.

New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVI, Issue 7, 20 February 1908, Page 38

ODDS AND ENDS.

1 Who is that youngster ?' asked the caller. 1 Oh, he's only our new office' boy,' said the merchant. * ' Ah ! his face seems familiar.' ' Very likely, but his manner is more so.' 1 I'll give you a good two-foot rule if you want it," said the painter. ' Hand it over,' said the carpenter. ' Don't .wear tight shoes,' said the painter. 1 Mamma, when the fire goes out where- does it go ?' c I don't know, dear. You might just 'as well ask where your father goes when he goes out.' i